Onec ago a Syrian guy went to America to study there and sent his mom a letter to show her how quickly he learned to speak English.so he wrote:
Dear Yamo,
yesterday friendatee invited me to a restaurant,we first ordered KISSERS(مقبلات)
,UPSIDEDOWN(مقلوبة).
and the dessert was HIND'S HUSBAND cake(جوز الهند)
,and MADE IN HUSBAND(معمول بالجوز).
but Yammo one of my friendatee is a MOONS PLAYER(لعيب قمار)
so DANGER ON MY MIND(خطر عبالي)
to go to the VOMMITING OFFICE(مكتب المراجعات)
in the university that have the DIVORCED SALAD(السلطة المطلقة)
and tell them about my friend.
Ysmmo I bought TWO HUSBANDS OF SOCKS(جوزين كلسات)
but the salesman didn't understand what I wanted so I told him
YOUR PRICE ON ME( حقك عليّي)
I wanted to pay for the socks but he didn't accept and said to me KEEP IT ON MY CALCULATION(خليها عحسابي).
we became friends and he invited me to his house before I came in I SHOUTED CONSTITUTION PARENTS HOME(دستور يا أهل الدار)
I EVALUATED HIS ENVELOPS(قدرت ظروفه)
coz he lived alone in a small house.
He insisted to spend the night in his house so I told him COVER YOUR WIDTH(يستر على عرضك)
I can't sleep out of the university but FROM HERE TO HERE(من هون لهون)
I knew he was Syrian too.
He was very ON A BOY(عصبي)
I told him that the next day the invitation would be ON MY MATHEMATICS (على حسابي)
friendato came to tell him INSTEAD OF YOUR SAFETY (عوض بسلامتك)
coz his cousin died two weeks ago.
MAKE YOUR TOUCHING IN GOOD YAMMO (مسيتك بالخير يامو)
and see you soon.
well first of all thaaaaaanx a lot lovely Reemy.u r most welcome anytime.
I still here somewhere but I was kind of a little bit busy for the last while.
I really thank u for ur question.
n this is nicer now 'cause u wrote over here.
well I ordered it the right way but I have no clue why it appeared in such a way.
anyway I'm gonna rewrite it now but hoping that it willn't go somewhere unknown as usual
with my best for u.
لاتستطيع وضع مواضيع جديدة في هذا المنتدى لاتستطيع الرد على المواضيع في هذا المنتدى لا تستطيع تعديل مواضيعك في هذا المنتدى لاتستطيع الغاء مواضيعك في هذا المنتدى لاتستطيع التصويت في هذا المنتدى
